You’ve Earned This. (Probably.)
This form is Y2K-compliant and doesn’t ask for your fax number.
We get it. You used to party like it was 1999. Now you just want a decent balcony, decent beer, and a break from everything that beeps. Fill out this form and let Orvani™ do the heavy lifting — because you have limited PTO and unlimited opinions.
Bonus: filling this out does not commit you to anything, but it does make you 72.6% more likely to take a vacation that doesn’t suck.
